Go Ahead Call The Cops - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Red script text reads "DeMan's"

Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow-covered edges

Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM

Red hand-drawn text reads "CHICKEN BOY" across a banner held by a cartoon chicken-headed figure in a white apron and blue checkered pants

Salt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded

White block capitals read "THE" and "INN" flanking a flowing white cursive script reading "Newporter" with ornamental swashes

Go Ahead Call The Cops - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Red script text reads "DeMan's"Daring someone to call the cops is the official uniform of a person who already did the math and decided the consequences are adorable. Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department. The Details: Distressed white uppercase block text reads "GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS" stacked across three lines in a bold sans serif font with heavy weathered texture throughout each letter. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs