I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt

Slapping a guy whose cardio peaks at pouring Kahlúa onto a mountain range next to extreme sports branding is aggressively wrong in the best way

Fit & Fabric:

the left reading "ESTD 1982" and the right showing musical notes and "Ridgemont Arcade

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernaturalBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked