Take a Pitcher - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Inspired by Ted

Inspired by Ted

Piñatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding

Large brush-stroke white text reads "THE BUTCHER" above yellow italic text reading "of" and bold red block letters reading "BAKERSFIELD

quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow

and the storefront is a condemned cabin you never leave

Take a Pitcher - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Inspired by TedOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold