Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Large white outlined serif letters

Large white outlined serif letters read "LAW" centered below

Red spaced block letters below read "LANES

Both slightly disreputable and perpetually beaten to hell

Coach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Large white outlined serif lettersEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring