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Distressed golden-yellow cartographic elements including a compass rose

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

with burnt sienna cursive reading "California State League" and two small stars flanking the bottom

Wavy white text below reads "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY" in a retro groovy typeface

Inspired by the unforgettable leg lamp scene

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