Giant Squid Jokes Kraken Me Up - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL arms outstretched

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my feet like spears

which means they already lost

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Giant Squid Jokes Kraken Me Up - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL arms outstretchedGiant squid puns require a level of commitment to bad humor that most people reserve for fantasy football. Somewhere a marine biologist is laughing alone at a party, and this is why. The Details: Rounded groovy cream text arched across the top reads "GIANT SQUID JOKES" above "KRAKEN ME UP" in a retro 1970s bubble typeface. Below, a large cream woodcut style illustration of a kraken with a bulbous mantle and long suction cupped tentacles fills the