Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Surf Distressed white cursive text reads

Distressed white cursive text reads "Science" above a vintage line-art illustration of a scientist in a lab coat and goggles working at a bench with beakers

and roller skates perches atop a wooden signpost

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White woodcut-style illustration depicts an anthropomorphic cat in a trench coat

Bitch Better Have My Cookies Holiday Baking - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Surf Distressed white cursive text readsSanta's cookie demands carry the same energy as a loan shark checking in on Christmas Eve. Leaving out milk without cookies is how you end up with coal and a strongly worded letter from the North Pole collections department. The Details: Cream script text reads "Bitch Better Have My" above large bold decorative lettering reading "Cookies" in cream. A vintage posterized illustration of Santa Claus holding a chocolate chip cookie appears in muted red,